Men In Blues

I got this from a mail. Just have a look of the comments on Indian Team

A coach named Wright who doesn’t know what went Wrong.
A captain named Ganguly who is sulking because the curator didn’t Shave.
An opener named Chopra who was chopped because his only shot was a Stroke of Luck.
A slammer named Sehwag who ran into form but ran out of Partners.
A mossy wall named Dravid who needs a fresh coat of Painting.
A god named Sachin who’s forgotten the Book of Miracles.
A hero named Laxman who’s become synonymous with Very Very Small contributions.
A batsman named Yuvraj who’s developed a disease called Openorophobia.
A player named Kaif who couldn’t correct a disorder called the Indian Middle Order.
A kid named Parthiv whose prize catch of the series was the Wicket Keeper’s slot.
A pacer named Pathan who’s bumped into a stranger called Miss Fortune.
A bowler named Zaheer who’s become a victim of Total Irfan Eclipse.
A mortal named Agarkar who couldn’t duck being Dropped.
A tweaker named Karthik who’s destined to sit in the bench No Matter What.
A turbonator named Harbhajan who couldn’t stomach a dish called Defeat.
A leggie named Kumble who broke records but not the Aussie Spine.