Men In Blues

I got this from a mail. Just have a look of the comments on Indian Team

A coach named Wright who doesn’t know what went Wrong.
A captain named Ganguly who is sulking because the curator didn’t Shave.
An opener named Chopra who was chopped because his only shot was a Stroke of Luck.
A slammer named Sehwag who ran into form but ran out of Partners.
A mossy wall named Dravid who needs a fresh coat of Painting.
A god named Sachin who’s forgotten the Book of Miracles.
A hero named Laxman who’s become synonymous with Very Very Small contributions.
A batsman named Yuvraj who’s developed a disease called Openorophobia.
A player named Kaif who couldn’t correct a disorder called the Indian Middle Order.
A kid named Parthiv whose prize catch of the series was the Wicket Keeper’s slot.
A pacer named Pathan who’s bumped into a stranger called Miss Fortune.
A bowler named Zaheer who’s become a victim of Total Irfan Eclipse.
A mortal named Agarkar who couldn’t duck being Dropped.
A tweaker named Karthik who’s destined to sit in the bench No Matter What.
A turbonator named Harbhajan who couldn’t stomach a dish called Defeat.
A leggie named Kumble who broke records but not the Aussie Spine.

Reasons for not to mess with children.

A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large! pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Why men's life is simpler than women..

Her DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too.

" When we got home I felt as if I ad lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else and some new has entered his
life. My life is a disaster.
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His DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match. DAMN IT !!